I don’t think I am meant to be an investor.
Case in point: I just opened a Schwab account for my GOOG stock, and I accidentally listed my second country of citizenship as Iraq. I must now figure out how to change it to Ireland, as I had originally intended. Not that it is illegal to be Iraqi or anything. It is just ludicrously incorrect.
Who knew they were right next to each other in alpha-national order? Not me.