Below is an excerpt from the May newsletter. I should point out first that it is a miracle this goes out at all, since Griz is a technophobe. It’s not very well formatted, but it gets the job done.
In the spirit of summer, we are offering a 10 percent discount on any order over 50.00 during the month of May. Of course you need to mention the newsletter to get the discount. Also we are going to have a prize giveaway for the person who can guess the exact amount of Griz’s weight. So come on in and put your guess in our jar. The prize is a free kegging system. We’ll draw for the prize on Sat July 3rd.