But please, stop drinking diet soda. Or cut down. Or just stop injecting it into your veins after lunch. Because seriously, that shit is gnarly in so many ways. I mean, barf to the skinny “sassy” can.
“In findings involving 2,564 people in the large, multi-ethnic Northern Manhattan Study [potential name for a band where everyone just plays the kazoo: Multi Ethnic Northern Manhattan Study]…scientists said people who drank diet soda every day had a 61 percent higher risk of vascular events than those who reported no soda drinking….By ‘vascular events,’ the study authors mean to say ‘strokes.’”