I have learned so much about fetii in the last few weeks. Did you know babies hiccup in utero? It apparently helps with lung development. I watched my boss’s stomach jump when her baby had the hiccups the other day. Did you know that a baby’s fingers can get caught in the mother’s ribs, necessitating chiropractic intervention? It happened to my coworker’s wife. Did you know that a baby can kick its mother in the butthole from the inside? This happened to my coworker during a meeting last week. Her: Oop! Me: What’s wrong? Her: Oh, the baby just kicked me in the butthole from the inside again. Me: THAZZ NOT OKAY.
These babies are gonna have it good.